What I Believe In......
I was sent a message afew days ago by someone who asked me what I believed in so in the great tradition of Bull Durham I will rant about all the things I believe in and in no particular order:I believe in Santa and the Easter BunnyI believe in boxers over briefs and what the hell is a boxer brief? confused much?I believe that left handed boxers and pitcher should be outlawedI believe that Miles Davis was a god I believe in being romantic without being a whining wussyI believe in flowers on the first date and paying for the first date not because I'm a chauvinist but because its the right thing to do.I believe America is a great country and a really bad oneI believe the Yankees are the greatest sports team everI believe that a woman that can bake is more sexy than one in lingerieExtra points if she bakes in a pair of boxers and an oversized t-shirtI believe in the democratic partyI also believe you shouldn't trust someone if they weren't liberal in their youth then got a bit conservative as they got olderI believe that I should call more often but not to talk just to say..."HI"That reminds me I should call momI believe that Starbucks is addict us one grande latte at a timeI believe my generation is hopeless lost since Cobain and Tupac died, we actually wear knhakis now, so sad.I believe that girls are better than men simply because they can have multiple orgasmsand because of that I believe GOD is a womanI believe that universal healthcare works, in a small socialist country but not here in the USI believe we were lied to by Bush and still did nothing about itI believe that music sucks nowI believe in that small thing we call magic, no not Harry Potter magic but real magic like love at first sight, falling madly in love with someone after the first date (mutal feeling not a one sided thing)I believe the children are our future and I believe we are totally screwing themI believe we don't take responsibilty for our actions anymoreI believe that every once in a while for self preservation sakes we should be selfish damn itI believe in chessy love songs cause if it didn't happen then it wouldn't existI believe evryonme is entitled to their opinion, I just don't have to hear itI believe in vodka, Jim Bean, Johnnnie Walker and Jack DanielsI believe Van Halen with Sammy Hagar was good, Van Halen with David Lee Roth betterI believe in Gun's and Roses and PoisonI believe the Red Sox sucks, wait thats worth mentioning twiceTHE RED SOX SUCKSI believe in listening to Truly Madly Deeply while out on a date with a beautiful girl and kissing herI believe in pre martial sexI believe in forplayI believe in kissing, deep long wet onesI believe God created the earth in 7 days and I also believe that between that and say 5 billion years there was us.I believe there are aliensI believe in JFK, MLK, and HBO and ESPNI believe in the power of the word spoken and writtenI believe the youth of today are too apathetic when it comes to world affairs but are too quick to get wasted and partyI believe it is the end of the world as we know it (REM) you gotta love emI believe Jimi Hendrix is a left handed guitar GODI believe Stairway to Heaven has the best guitar solo ever and is still over playedI believe Let's Get It On is a great song that is so over used that it ruined it foreverI believe Canadian chicks rock, english and aussie girls and their accents make my heart melt and I'm still a sucker for complimentsI believe I will fall in love......many many many times and get my heart stomped on just as many timesI believe that I have more to say but wil stop cause this is getting to long....oh yeah one last thingI believe in love....Well theres a short list.


More things I believe in........
In my last post about what I believe Tara, you rockstar you, reminded me of a few things I left out so with that in mind a few more thinsg I believe in, laugh, cry throw rotten eggs at the sreen so be it.....I believe that Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever, though Dennis Rodman is the best rebounder in the NBA that wasn't a center. Sorry Tara but Wilt Chamberlain?I believe North Carolina should win the tournament but I'm also rooting for Rick Pitino's Luoisville.I also believe that women should wear pleated skirts more oftenI believe that there will never be world peace, cause we're human and stupidI believe in skittles and butercups heh heh hehI belive that The Apprentice needs more Canadians and AsiansI believe in fortune favors the boldI believe you should just say what you mean and mean what you sayI believe that distance shouldn't matter when it comes to the heartI believe that there is life on another planetIn my own little world I believe that all men are created equal but not women, cause you guys multiple orgasms so that negates equality but thats just me.And speaking of sex, I believe the lights should be turned on and be as wild and kinky as you can with the one you love. Cause ya really can't get a girl into a french maid outfit on the first date barring Halloween.I believe that while on a date, never, ever talk about how great your ex was in bed.I believe in accents, thats right English, Aussie, French Russian...I believe that we are way too superficialI believe we should care more about a person's character and their mind and not what they look likeI believe that the true measure of a person isn't how beautiful they are but how beautiful their soul isI believe I got screwed in the gene poolI believe in mass marketing which can only explain my affinity to GAP jeansI believe the RED SOX still sucksThat goes for the Patriots and The Bruins well basically any team from Boston or New EnglandI believe in Manchester United, next year the Quad!!!!!I believe that we should bring back merrywidows and bustiersI believe in high heels and short skirtsI believe in contradicting yourself, it makes life more interestingI believe in living your life to the fulest but also never forgeting the small thingsI believe in a perfect momentI believe in truly loveI believe the best thing in the world is waking up next to the person you love every morningand lastly I believe in myself as well as believeing in you, and YOU know who YOU are....Thanks for indulging me(Yeah I can't believe it either....spring is here ha! thought I was gonna say I'm still single huh? well, yeah... I am)

More things I believe in Part 3?
Well thanks to the comments and messages there are some that would like more, though I don't understand why but ok. Special shout out to Renee who's own list inspired me and to the Rockstar you are way hotter than Dennis Rodman and to Buttercup who is well you know why LOL the list goes on....I believe I can fly......I believe that Pour Some Sugar on Me is the greatest stripper song ever followed by Cherry Pie by Warrant...Speaking of hair metal....I believe in the power of the Mullet, woo hoo business in the front party in the back!I believe that blondes are fun, brunettes are better and I'm a sucker for redheads.I believe in power of the three point shotI believe that the Washington Huskies are not a number one seed and Louisville is gonna kich their ass.While we're on a sports, I believe Barry Bonds is on steroids, I do not believe in the Wild Card system, I believe The Yankees should be in the World Series by birthright. I believe I will never watch basketball again since Michael Jordan left.I believe in Manolo and Jimmy Choo shoes and that Stila makes great make up. (Don't ask)I believe we're all on a way journey to the seventh lair of hell and I'll be stuck listening to Billy Ray Cyrus for eternity.I believe and I can't stress this enough... I BELIEVE IN POP MUSIC Savage Garden rocks!I believe the Simpsons are great but I prefer Family Guy, Stewie rules.I believe that true love knows no bounds even if you're in like Canada or something heh heh hehI believe in the power of the Dork.I believe in that drinking Gatorade and wearing Nikes will make me a better basketball player.I believe K-2 is a tougher mountain to climb than EverestI believe that people should come with airbrushing.I believe in the power of the Lord......I also believe in the power of the fifty dollar lapdance in VegasI believe in thongs and I really believe that its a priviledge and not a right....scary......I believe some people shouldn't be wearing one I believe in every home there should be a stripper poleI believe in every home there should be the complete works of ShakespeareI also believe that fuzzy cuffs are good cause you really don't want to go work with marks on your wrist and people ask what happened, and you can't tell them that the girl that you took home cuffed you to the bed and took you wallet and stole ur credit cards and used your cell phone to call Colombia, no? Just me then ok..... moving on....I believe that honesty is the best policy....unless a girl ask if sh's fat, ugly, jeans make her butt look big etc, etc... lie, for the love of St Pete's lie...I believe in flat abs and sexy legs, I also believe they will give me a heartattackI believe in ambition but not blind ambitionI believe in military service, jsut cause I think it gives people pride in what they're doing and they would care more about what happens in their country....also I think I look good ina uniform, chicks dig a uniform....hmmmI believe in the french maid, nurses, schoolgirl uniforms......I believe I said too much....I believe that right winged over zealots are really closer freaks with whips and chains in their drawers....I believe that if more people cared about substance over superficality the world would be betterI believe that women in the US, who have five percent majority in the US and can influence elections and issues should care more about that and not how to land mr.right or the fall's best make upI believe we should voteI believe dogs over catsI believe in steaks and burgersI believe we shouldn't eat anything that's green or purple or orange, just meI believe you should never, ever tell a girl, "Hun, you might wanna ease up on the chocolate, I can't put arms around you anymore." for that also never ever say "My ex never did that."I believe that this is a dream, cause there's no way The Next Karate Kid and Wanda won an Oscar.I believe that eventually I will move to Canada cause the girls there rock.I also believe I'll end up in London tooI believe that my purpose in life is too write and have as man y experiences as possible and that includes fun on a plane.I believe that tree huggin hippies who care about the enivronment forget that there are people's lives too affected. I believe we should all get alongI believe China's economy will explode and help end communism there, well if not that then Starbucks will.I believe that a woman has the right to choose.I believe capital punishment is wrong, understandable in that it's society's way of saying they have had enough with crime, but it doesn't work.I believe that if I ever end up in jail I'd have to fight to save my ass virginityI believe that I'm done with this list, well ok one moreI believe in making a list. Make your own list and send it me lol.Yeah I know, I know I can't believe it either, I am that damn nice. LOL